SEXY SENIOR JOB APPLICATION:

downloaded from a senior blog site by:
Diabetic Dick 6/17/06


RECENT JOB APPLICATION BY
OVERQUALIFIED SENIOR CITIZEN

Here is an actual application that a 75-year-old man submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas.
They hired him because he was so funny

NAME: Jack Buckley (Grumpy Bastard)

DESIRED POSITION: Company President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever is available.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that is not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management.

PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I am worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it-notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS? Yes, but they are better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER? If I had one would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITION THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS? Of What?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR? I think the more appropriate question here is, "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITIONS? I may already be a winner of the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me.

DO YOU SMOKE? On the job - no. On my breaks - yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS? Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy, dumb, sexy, blonde supermodel who thinks I am the greatest things since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

NEAREST RELATIVE: 100 miles.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE? Oh yes - absolutely!!

J. Buckley

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DISABILITY, DEMENTIA and DEATH
In NURSING HOMES
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Links I Love

by Richard Tuniewicz (dicktun@hotmail.com)


DEEP AND RATIONAL FEMALE VIEWS (she’s really great): http://accordingtothemichael.blogspot.com

COMPUTER EXPERT (Consultant) WEB SITE: Good info:
http://weblogs.asp.net/bsimser/


RATE YOUR LIFE! – http://preethika.blogspot.com/

NURSING HOME ABUSE – http://www.lawyers.com/lawyers/A~1001884~LDC/Nursing+Home+Abuse+FAQ.html

COMPETENCE?, CAPACITY? OR INSTITUTION? – http://diabeticdick1.blogspot.com/2006/06/incompetance-incapacity-or-institution.html

Diabetic Dick – The Wayward Ward – http://diabeticdick1.blogspot.com/

HEALTH ISSUES OF A 68 YEAR OLD:
Patients Progress – http://patientsprogress.blogspot.com/

by: richardtuniewicz@yahoo.com 6/17/06